Black people. They truly are amazing, aren't they? In addition to owning and running several successful (black-owned!) businesses, Harlem residents are, apparently, able to look past the color of the presidential hopefuls' skin and vote purely based on the merits of their campaigns. As such, 57% of residents polled said they favored Hillary Clinton (as compared to 179% who said they'd be voting for Obama) in the 2008 election. The deciding factor? Obama's complete and total lack of experience. (And, we imagine, the fact that it's still not entirely clear where he stands on social security reform just about everything).

Meanwhile, we're just thrilled to see that Harlem's ethnically diverse residents have such discerning heads on their non-Caucasian shoulders. Now, if only Bill O'Reilly were equally as clairvoyant…