A Court Restricts O.J. Simpson From Spending Any Of The $1 Million Advance He Earned From 'Hypothetically' Killing People

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Yesterday, O.J. Simpson hardly seemed remorseful when he was asked to comment on the controversy surrounding his hypothetical confession, and the pain that ensued for the families of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman.

"I don't care, I got paid just the same," Simpson laughed to a newspaper reporter, while simultaneously reading Mein Kampf and eating babies.**

Today, however, the courts have responded, issuing a "harsh" ruling that puts Simpson's hard-earned blood money on hold.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A Los Angeles judge on Wednesday barred O.J. Simpson from spending, at least for now, the advance for his aborted book "If I Did It" about the murders of his ex-wife and her friend.

Superior Court Judge Gerald Rosenberg's ruling broadens a January restraining order sought by the father of murder victim Ron Goldman and marks the latest twist in an ongoing legal fight over the reported $1 million advance.

Which means although The Juice may be loose, he's not laughing all the way to the bank…at least, not yet.

Meanwhile, in semi-related news, a non-working Tim Meadows wonders whether it's still "too soon" to remind everyone about those hilarious SNL parodies.

**Hypothetical Confession: We may have made up everything in that sentence except for Simpson's quotation.

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