A Dead Man, Two Bumbling Idiots And Attempted Social Security Fraud
New York Times Has Still Got It
 

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From the Metro Section of today New York Times:

Two men were arrested on Tuesday after pushing a corpse, seated in an office chair, along the sidewalk to a check-cashing store to cash the dead man’s Social Security check, the police said.
When Virgilio Cintron, 66, died at his apartment at 436 West 52nd Street recently, his roommate and a friend saw an opportunity to cash his $355 check, the police said.

They did not go about it the easy way, the police said, choosing a ruse that resembled the plot of “Weekend at Bernie’s,” a film about two young men who prop up their dead employer to pretend that he is alive.

Okay, we'll give you this one. Well done.

Comments (3)

No. 1 · pil

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!! What a pair of idiots!!

Posted: Jan 10, 2008 at 5:08 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · j

i am literally rolling on the floor laughing!

Posted: Jan 10, 2008 at 5:31 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · phab

I love America!

Posted: Jan 10, 2008 at 5:59 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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