"Asked to sum up boyfriend Marilyn Manson's appeal in just one word," writes People magazine, "Evan Rachel Wood barely hesitates: 'Eyeliner.'
Which is funny, since we probably would have bent the rules a bit and said something along the lines of "lanky," "freakishly pale" and "gives out a creepy Satanic vibe."
But, it turns out Evan was just getting started.
"He's crazy!" she says, laughing. "And crazy, by the way, is the highest compliment I pay. Manson is definitely crazy. Hopefully I am, too."
Oh, Ev. When you're dating a devil worshiping manorexic who's literally twice your age, that pretty much comes with the territory.
…i want dita and mm back
And at the end of the day, the truth finally comes out. Manson's been a poseur from Day 1. I met him at the Button South (metal club) in Ft Lauderdale back in 1987. He was a gangly dork walking around with a pink lunchbox being made fun of by everyone in the club. I digress. I am 40. I'm hot as hell. My theory is this…just because I CAN date someone 20 years younger than me, doesn't mean that I SHOULD date someone 20 years younger than me. You should learn that lesson. You are not only a disappointment Brian Warner, but you're now basically a child-molester–and your last album sucks monkey balls, too. You are such a waste. I'm sure your parents are proud. *sighs*