Oooh, drama on the Gossip Girl Facebook page! Well, not exactly, but some bloggers over at Blackbook were able to sleuth out the aliases of some of our favorite (read: not favorite) actors on the CW teen drama, and read the private goings-on of Ed Westwick, Jessica Karen Szhor (Vanessa) and Chase "Caprin Crunch" Crawford.
So what did these wall musings say, exactly? Were the trio as eloquent (well, Chuck Bass is eloquent, Chase is eye-candy, and Vanessa is just superfluous) as they are on the show?

Danii Caprin Crunch-Crawford wrote:
ps this so called rumore about you and jessica, i know that isn't true caue of what u told me yesterday but send me a message 2day when u get up or something.

Edward Westwick:
Are you kidding? Jess and I? HA HA HA.

Jessica Karen Szhor
Yeah … but I'm not dating him, Ed's too british to me. hahahahhaha!

Danii Caprin Crunch Crawford
haha that's a good diss jess! =)
I still think u should date chace, u guys r adorable!
god everyone on gossip girl should just date each other. lol

Whoa, they even write like high schoolers! That's called Method Acting, y'all. And it also confirms what we already know: Chase Crawford is a gullible idiot. And a little bit jealous, we presume.