Dear Rwanda,

Hey, how is it over there? L.A. is like totally awesome right now. This weekend there were two fab Halloween parties. I can’t decide which I looked better as, a hot sailor or hot Alice in Wonderland. What do you think? Also, do you think I’m looking pale lately? Maybe I’ll go tanning later.

Anyway, I definitely want to come by and see your place. I hear that people there have the like the best diet tips ever. I totally want to steal them!!! But bad news: My charity is canceling my trip. I know, I’m super bummed. :(

But don’t worry, I’ll totally visit next year. Could you do me a favor, though? It’s super small, I swear. Would you mind staying all impoverished and war-torn until I get there? If I could, like, save someone’s life while I’m there that would be great.

Ok, talk soon.

xoxo,
Paris