ESPN sportscaster Chris Berman joins Katie Couric in what we hope to be a growing number of on-air talent who should shut the hell up when they're mic-ed up but not live.

Here, Berman confesses to making his way up to Canada for the $10-a-pill deux deux deux, or "two two two" – aspirin with "a little bit of codeine in it" – that he smuggled across the border.

He took four of them before this broadcast. [CH, HP]