We were just going about our day, ho-hum, looking for gossip to spread and ways in which we could better destroy the world. And then, like a gift from our god, Satan, this arrived in our inbox.

Granted, it's no topless Jennifer Aniston or a Colin Farrell sex tap (which we couldn't be more grateful for. No. It's just a picture of one of Tom McGeveran's new bosses.

Remember Little Joshie Kushner? Yeah, he owns like 1/200 of the New York Observer now. We dig the dare shirt. And the fancy smansh bubbly. We're just trying to do the media community a favor. You should all get to know the people of the ruling class.

At least he'll fit in with the alcoholics at the paper, right? With Jared and all his water guzzling, somebody's gotta' keep the party going. After the jump, Joshie hangs out with friends and sits on the couch looking kind of stoned, and keeps our blog filled with random stuff for you to look at.