A NYDN Investigatory Scoop Reveals Rudy Giuliani Totally Wants To Be President
Rudy G Trades In Yankee Pinstripes For Shot At The Oval Office, Brings Shame To Campaign Trail
 

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Have you heard? Rudy "Flip-Flop" Giuliani was recently outed as a dirty politician who'll say or do anything (even root against his precious New York Yankees) for a vote. And the Daily News has proof!

Then (last July):

"I'm a Yankee fan," Giuliani replied then. "I always believe it's a sign of my being straight with people, about not wanting to fool them, that I was one of the first mayors to be willing to say I was a Yankee fan."

He went on to say he had "great respect" for true Red Sox fans, but as for becoming a Red Sox cheerleader in a Devil's bargain, "Probably that's a deal I could not make," he said.

Now (Tuesday):

"I will be rooting for the Red Sox because I am an American League fan," he told a group of reporters, most of them local. "In this case, you won the division and we lost."

Crazier still?

Rudy's reportedly been sandbagging potential voters for some time now, shamelessly clamoring for votes by tailoring campaign speeches to appeal to specific demographics and taking that transparent "Mr. Giuliani Goes To Washington" shtick all over town! In fact, word on the street has it Rudy's even been spotted earnestly attempting to convince constituents nationwide that he has their best interests in mind and that, if elected, he would give voice to their issues, grievances and represent them to the best of his abilities!

When reached for comment, a disgusted spokesman for Hillary Clinton denounced her rival as an "embarrassment" to the political profession and then added, "Pandering for votes and public approval? What a phony."

[Image via NYT]

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