"Have you ever been reading Slate and found yourself thinking, 'This is great, but if only if were more conservative…'?" No! But every time we do read Slate we find ourselves thinking, "Why do they keep disagreeing with common sense? Is this some sort of prank?" To our question, we will not get an answer; to the first question, you will, because right-y types David Kuo (former special assistant to President Bush) and Bill Bennett (former Secretary of Education and Drug Czar under Mr. H.W. Bush) are starting something called Liberty Wire. It will "publish apolitical pieces, explicitly conservative and libertarian pieces and even an occasional left-of-center piece." Yes, but will they publish an alternative to Dear Prudence, Slate's advice column? Surely Liberty Wire's version will include more tips about avoiding abortion and not giving in to those homosexual desires! [TNR]