Oh no, trouble in paradise already for Madonna and A-rodblahblah blah! No, I know it's really hard to pretend to care about these people when you know, Darfur and Rahm Emanuel and that live puppy feed are going on, but bear with me.
A-Rod doesn't want to take Kabbalah classes! No! Yes!
"He's basically a Kabbalah school dropout," a source close to the Kabbalah Centre told msnbc.com. "This is certainly off-putting to Madonna."
Hey guys, it's cool! Kabbalah isn't really a religion that can be practiced by two narcisists anyway. It's an ancient Jewish practice that's for very serious Talmudic scholars. So basically what these two are arguing about, and what we are ostensibly caring they are arguing about, is whether or not Alex Rodriguez is going to fake-Sunday schul.
Hey, it doesn't take much to get p.o.'d by Madonna! She's made quite a good living off "pushing people's buttons". So no surprise that she could easily offend or anger someone… You know how familiarity breeds contempt? That never stops with the Material Girl. Those are Madonna's old habits. And how else do you break-off with someone like her? A-Rod, put on your running shoes and RUN THE OTHER WAY! ; )
Hmphh..considering that Kabbalah is such a big part of Madonna's existence (or at least they made it to be so), I wonder how can A Rod claimed she's a soul mate when he 'dropped out' of it! And now Madonna's nagging him to go with her…haha…serves him well for leaving his family…