Because you didn't have enough reason to vote besides imagining Sarah Palin being a "heartbeat" away from the presidency, here is your list of free shwag you can pick up at participating sponsors for doing you civic duty.

• For the porn-obsessed voter: No, it's not a copy of that Sarah Palin Hustler video. But go to Babeland and pick up your free vibrator, or for men, "McCain Maverick Sleeve." “He’s always there to lend a hand, he works for every man, and he bucks the status quo.” Gross.

• For the tweaker voter: Starbucks is giving away a free cup of coffee for voters. Try to hit all 500 locations in New York and relive your wild ride in the amphetamine-fueled 80's when you accidentally voted for Dukakis.

• For the lonely hearts: Ben & Jerry's and Krispy Kreme will be giving out free ice-cream and donuts for all of those who need comfort food before turning in for the night and watching the polls close…alone.

• For the Lydia Hearst voters: French Connection and Trina Turk are offering discounts with proof of voting (battle scars perhaps?)

So hurry up and vote already, because by this time next week we will be living in a Socialist America, and in Socialist America ice-cream eats you.