Nothing brightens our day more than a Nicole Kidman-hot venti mocha spilled in our lap. But we also get off on reader correspondence, so kick it up a notch, winners.

Our most preferred method of correspondence is email, simply because it lets us ignore most of you like spam. But for the select few comments we actually care about, we'll probably reply to you. To measure your chances, slug one at editor@jossip.com and see where it gets you.

In our own best interests, Jossip offers some tips on what we prefer to arrive in our inbox.

This will get your email deleted without being opened:
*Spam
*Hate mail (We welcome constructive criticism, but throw your flames at the drag queen with the bad mascara)
*PR releases outside the scope of Jossip coverage

This will get your email into our inbox, but without a reply at all, or without a reply in the immediate future:
*Questions not closely related to Jossip's coverage
*Props, snaps or whatever other lame compliment you have to offer that our ego masseuse hasn't already heard (Read: While you may not get a response, we'll be sure to bathe in your worship)

This will get our attention:
*Relevant questions about our articles
*Inquiries we specficially ask for
*Advertising inquiries (get those to publisher@jossip.com)
*Job listing replies
*Offers to send free swag and A-list invitations

If you absolutely must resort to snail mail - we know those press kits are a pain in the ass to scan for email - send us an email and we'll respond with a shipping address.

Otherwise, keep it coming like a Seymour Butts adult video "actress."