Adorable Old Man Thinks Miley Cyrus Is A "Very Pretty Lady," Would Be Prettier Naked
 

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Hugh Hefner generously announced today that naked Miley Cyrus would be nakedly "welcomed in [his] magazine" full of naked ladies—when she's of age, of course. [Us] This isn't the first time that the doddering coot, or his kin, pulled such a stunt, knowing full well the offer would get a write up in the gossip columns, but that the starlets would never agree. Below, a look back at some of the million dollar deals, made by creepy old men, and Joe Francis, that never were.

Hugh Hefner/Playboy

Ashlee Simpson, $4 million
Heidi Montag, $1 million
Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards, $1 million
Paris Hilton, $ unknown, "standing offer"
The Olsen Twins, $ unknown
Lindsay Lohan, $ unknown
Britney Spears, $ unknown (and contingent on "getting her life together")

Joe Francis/Girls Gone Wild:

Ashley Alexandra Dupré, $1 million to appear nude in a magazine and on video, rescinded after he realized he already had (underage) footage

Larry Flynt/Hustler:

Ashley Alexandra Dupré, $1 million
Anyone who's had sex with a "high-ranking government official" and has the evidence, $1 million

Guccione/Penthouse:

Monica Lewinksy, $2 million

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Comments (6)

No. 1 · erin

Isn't the old geezer dead yet?? What is now–105?

Posted: May 9, 2008 at 6:33 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Ironbob

Yeah not even Viagra could make either of those old bastards look attractive but money talks.

Posted: May 9, 2008 at 9:07 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Snoodle

Oh Hugh….yuck :p.

Can I just say also…topless yes, but that picture just looks crap in general doesn't it :s?

Posted: May 11, 2008 at 9:05 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · hms

She looks like a drug addict in it.
Ha, but it goes to show you what images Annie Lebowitz's "Art Photo" brought to mind, though, doesn't it?

Posted: May 12, 2008 at 11:29 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · mona

miley looks like a junkie and old in this pic. but yeah i would care less about her and annie lebowitz!

Posted: May 28, 2008 at 11:58 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · Heather

I love miley cyrus and whatever she decides to do is fine with me!!!!!

Posted: Aug 28, 2008 at 11:08 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
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