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Subject: "How can I get my daugther noticed??"

"Dear Editor: I'd like to get an agent for my daughter…please see pics below. If interested, my name is Melina [xxx] and I can be reached at 858-245-[xxxx]." Because we, like women's magazines, are service-oriented, let this serve as an open call for all "agents" on the hunt for new talent. Photos below.

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No. 1 · worksinthebusiness

Sweetie, no offense, but other than porn sites, I don't think your daughter is that attractive, nor would she ever be signed with a legit agency. Stop inflating your daughters ego, buy her a longer shirt and stop pimping her out. Any real model needs to be 5'7" without plastic boobs.

At least the implants weren't a waste; she's surely to get phone calls from Eliot Spitzer, now.

Posted: Jun 27, 2008 at 3:01 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · sylvie

hey, i think rocking acid-washed jeans and underboob cleavage takes guts.

Posted: Jun 27, 2008 at 3:12 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Erica

She is a very pretty girl, but less airbrushing on the photos would be good so that an agent really knows what they would be working with…

Posted: Jun 27, 2008 at 5:30 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Cookie

sorry, she does not have a youthful look. She looks like Haylie Duff, a 50 year old used up hooker.

Posted: Jun 27, 2008 at 10:15 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · come on

yeah right, the girl's "mom" emailed Jossip. more like the girl herself emailed and attached these photos.

Posted: Jun 28, 2008 at 1:07 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 6 · TopHollywood Agent

Dear Melina,
Hi, I think I can help you out. I just have one question for your daughter - is she willing to do anal? How about a gangbang? Please get back to me when you can!

Yours sincerely,
Top Hollywood Agent

Posted: Jun 28, 2008 at 6:07 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 7 · murphey's lawyer

Dude looks like a lady.

Posted: Jun 29, 2008 at 5:42 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 8 · Kitten

Nice Chonga eyebrows. Question Melina, how much does your daughter charge an hour?

Posted: Jun 29, 2008 at 1:23 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 9 · Jamie

This whole thing is weird, porny, and kinda sad.

Posted: Jun 30, 2008 at 11:19 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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