After Watching This Video, You Will No Longer Wonder Why Sarah DiMuro Hasn't Been Laid
We've heard, read, and seen so much of Jane's 30-year-old virgin blogger (though she was 29 when she started the gig) — and we've spent equal amounts of time trying to ignore her. It's been a great gimmick for Jane editor Brandon Holley: Sarah DiMuro is the anti-Candance Bushnell. She's not from the city, she's not sleeping around, and her social etiquette leaves something to be desired. But we had no idea just how much refinement DiMuro could use until LX.TV brought us actual video of how she composes herself in public. Perhaps it's not Jane that Sarah needs, but Emily Post.
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It could also be her scary uncanny resemblence to Tori Spelling that is forcing her legs closed.
She is almost as scary as Denise Richards. Someone give her a laptop to throw at some eligible bachelor! I think she is missing the big L on her forehead. Really, I think she's just trying to get some popularity, I think the whole thing is fake, fake, fake.
I have no doubt that it's legitimate - she's pretty and probably intelligent, but hands down the most annoying person I think I have ever seen. As soon as she agrees to having sex with a sock in her mouth she'll get laid.