Sometimes in life, you have to take a moment to stop and smell the juxtaposition. On the bottom left, we have Baldwin apologizing for "calling his daughter a pig." And on the upper right? "Break your kid's whining habit."

You know, we think we owe Mr. Baldwin an apology. After all, what better way to combat "Whiny Spoiled Brat Syndrome" than by leaving a lengthy voicemail message rife with constructive criticism and tips for how to improve!