Meg White may be a mediocre drummer, but she's a hardcore lover. And even BrooklynVegan, the vegetarian music blogger, can’t deny the strange of appeal of seeing someone famous have sex:

I'd rather not report on this. I feel even worse knowing that the sex tape is what might be causing Meg White's 'acute anxiety.' But the Internet is what it is, and if I don't post about it, it will be in the comments anyway - and it will be what everyone is talking about today one way or another, so consider this the BrooklynVegan forum for talking about it, but please be nice…

At least BrooklynVegan can console himself by knowing that no animals were harmed in the production of the video.