Besides being a tiny heiress to a second-rate fashion line, you’ll recall that Ally Hilfiger is also a budding artiste, the profession of choice for aimless rich people looking to have loads of both free time and room for interpretation.

Last night was the opening of the small wonder’s weird show, which focused heavily on the number eight. Ironically, we don’t believe any of the work we’ve seen is anywhere near an eight out of 10.

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