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The Bachelor Realizes Reality Television Isn’t Always The Best Place To Meet That Special Someone. Especially When They’re All So Clearly Emotionally Unstable And Single For A Reason

• Even the bachelor on The Bachelor doesn’t buy that one man choosing from 25 desperate women is a recipe for longlasting love. Much like the 90210 when Kelly Taylor “chooses herself” over a relationship with rivaling suitors Dylan and Brandon, America’s most eligible suitor chooses…no one. And saves himself a bundle on roses (and a lifetime of regret) in the process.

• Neil Diamond ruins “Sweet Caroline” for Boston Red Sox fans by admitting the song was really about Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg’s over-privileged youth.

American Idol continues to spawn disposable famous people. Related: Randy Jackson gets his own show on MTV.

• We love pointless rivalries as much as the next person writing in the royal “we” but come on, Homer and Ned Flanders? What about Maggie and the unibrow baby?

• When Michael Vick goes to jail, the pit bulls he trained to attack one another will be cared for with his blood money. Yeah, that should totally smooth out the public relations disaster that is his career.

• Apparently, sexually harassing women is another proud tradition for the New York Jets. Right up there with losing football games.

• Facebook stops making your life easier by making it harder for you to come up with status updates with a compulsory action verb.

Nov 20, 2007 · Link · 1 Reponse

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anonymous says:

i was so in agreement of what he did. i think Deanna was brusque and rude, and although i like jenni a little better, she seemed somewhat immature. these girls cry because they just don’t like losing. i dont think there was too much emotional investment there, and i think brad realised this.

Posted: Nov 21, 2007 at 3:25 pm

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