It’s adorable to watch Amy Sacco, the woman responsible for turning West 27th Street into the bridge-and-tunnel police state it has become, take a crap on New York nightlife. “Most everything’s overrated. Even I’m overrated!” [NYDN] Funny! And true! New York’s nightspots are playgrounds for bottle service and exclusivity, which has become a commodity itself, which means we get to stamp an “overrated” label on it. Case in point? Room Service, which billed itself as a lounge with all the amenities of a hotel, is heading into the crapper, and that unbearable pair of haunts, Home and Guest House, are “closed until further notice.” Sacco, meanwhile, continues to let Bungalow 8 whore itself out to those grasping on to its expired coolness factor. Oh, and she’s “developing a club at the Hard Rock in Vegas and touts London as much more interesting than NYC.” Two so very underrated destinations.