Oh Anderson Cooper. Just because you were compared to Paris Hilton before Obama was doesn't mean you should take on her feuds.

Revealing he too is a Living Lohan watcher, Cooper went after Hilton nemesis Lindsay Lohan and her whole clan this week on Regis and Kelly. He described sister Ali, accurately, as someone who "looks to be about 60 … I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, I don't know."

But now Momma Bear has her panties in an understandable twist, negligent father Michael is, because he lives for this sort of thing, having his say — but it seems our Silver Fox won't back down until the legitimately famous Lohan member makes a statement. Roll tape!

Because he has 100 different platforms at his bidding, Cooper was on his own 360 last night discussing the incident with Erica Hill. And like a good journalist — that is what Cooper's business card reads, yes? — he didn't exactly apologize.

Nor should he! Because now our favorite pastime may commence: Watching gays get into bar fights with drag queens.