Andy Roddick Would Make a Great Date (If You Don't Mind Being a Homewrecker)
 

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In Sunday's Full Disclosure, Andy Roddick was promoted as the ultimate bachelor: "Hey, ladies, Andy Roddick is ripe for the picking. Seriously. The tennis star has that perfect combo of sex appeal and cluelessness that makes it a cinch to swoop in for the kill. His idea of a perfect date? 'One that doesn't end in getting slapped. I don't know if I've gone on too many dates. Just something simple. Maybe dinner. I went to a comedy club one time, which was pretty good because I'm not expected to be funny; someone else is doing it for me. And I figured two birds, one stone.'"

Now confirmed: Roddick is engaged to model Brooklyn Decker.

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Comments (3)

No. 1 · Erin

What a lier– About three weeks ago on a sports talk radio show (Colin Cowherd, perhaps) he said he was single and looking…

Posted: Apr 1, 2008 at 8:38 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Caroline G

LMAO

Who the hell would want to steal that balding guy from her? He's gonna be Agassi give or take at 30!

Posted: May 28, 2008 at 4:50 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · Lexi

I love jealous people. They just make my day. If you're going to call someone a LIAR, at leat spell the word right. They have spell checker for a reason.

Posted: Jul 5, 2008 at 12:51 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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