
Blogger accounts. Twittering. Facebook status updates. Everyone is pouring their personal lives out online, which leads the Journal to ask, Does everybody need their own personal website? "The answer is still 'no' — but that 'no is no longer quite so firm as it used to be. And sometimes that hesitation is a sign that the wheels of social change are starting to turn — that 'no' will turn into 'maybe' and then from there move quickly to 'yes' and then finally to 'it's weird that you don't.' If you're a thirtysomething, you've seen answering machines, voice mail, email addresses and cellphones complete the journey from curiosities to perceived necessities, just as our elders saw the same thing happen with TVs and phones."
But how to tell where this trend is really headed?
By looking to a certain pair of individuals who have dictated whether any trend in life is noteworthy, or not worth persuing at all.
Their names? Brad and Angelina.
While the Journal wavers over whether individuals need to fill some need to carve out their online identity, Brad and Angelina, and their attorneys at bulldog firm Lavely & Singer, have already decided what fate their new babies Knox and Vivienne will have. These kids will be children of Web 2.0 — the Jolie-Pitts have already registered the domain names knoxleonjoliepitt.com and viviennemarchelinejoliepitt.com just hours after they were born.
Or, more likely, once Brad and Angelina made their babies' names public, their high-priced counsel took the necessary steps to prevent cyber squatters from registering the homepage for celebrity baby gift scams.
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I like that these two know how to handle business
Funny to see how they had to register their kids domain names right away.