Inevitably, the report from French magazine Closer — that Angelina Jolie had finally unloaded the most talked about sets of DNA ever — is wrong. Ms. Jolie has, in fact, checked into a hospital in Nice, France, but just so she can get a head start on making her army of handlers go on ice trip runs. Somehow, Jolie's camp let hospital spokeswoman Nadine Bauer talk to the press, and she is still living, having told the media, "There's no urgency. It's been planned for a long time. She's very well. Everything is fine." Or maybe she just sent assistant Holly Goline — who looks very much like her and was at the center of Entertainment Tonight's false birth report — to the hospital as a body double, and is actually in Switzerland with OK!'s photographer waiting outside the delivery room.