Angelina Jolie Wearing a Fake Stomach To Throw Everybody Off?
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And heeeeeere we go. Yesterday we forecasted that In Touch's photos of Angelina Jolie looking very pregnant in France while playing with Zahara and Shiloh would be met with the requisite skepticism, especially since Entertainment Tonight reported Ms. Jolie already gave birth, and they're standing by their story. And it's happening. "Some remain unconvinced," reports Rush & Molloy, that Jolie is still carrying the twins inside her. That photo of her with the belly? "Prosthetic tummy!" So where are the babies? If they were born, they were premature, which means they are "being secretly cared for in a French hospital" until they're strong enough for People or OK! to pay eight-figures to take their photo.

Jun 27, 2008 · Link · 18 Responses
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  • Comments (18)

    No. 1 Please says:

    Saying your wrong is apparently the hardest thing for people in your line of work to do.

    Posted: Jun 27, 2008 at 11:20 am
    No. 2 Mary says:

    You folks were so right. I hope they never show us their children. The idiots in the blogosphere have completely lost their minds, including one of the biggest nuts, Snead. To hope that children are ill is beyond reprehensible, but the people you keep calling out are way beyond crazy. I hope Mary Hart and the crazies at ET get over themselves for being too stupid to own up to their mistake.

    Posted: Jun 27, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    No. 3 clarity says:

    Angelina's been wearing a fake belly throughout this pregnancy. Check out this link if you don't believe.
    http://medialady.net/index.php.....p;catid=28

    Posted: Jun 27, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    No. 4 Shar says:

    No. 3 clarity says:

    ———————
    clarity, just shut the fuck up, you insane Bitch!!!

    Posted: Jun 27, 2008 at 10:58 pm
    No. 5 A Name says:

    Damn! I knew it when they were calling out for Angie to have her pic taken just for little old them. Its so obvious they would start with the fake belly . Apparently the pics were taken by helicopter so its an ariel view of the family or part of the family.I saw the pics before they were photoshopped they were so blurry you could not distingush who was who. Now who knows what they added and took away.
    Why didnt Out of Touch put that pic on the front cover ? Instead they placed it as a side pic and the bigger pic is a story about them breaking up. Man oh an do people really buy these rags? Nonsense.

    BTW Clarity shut your trap. Medialady and FF are both the same bds just different names ..all the same people lying with no links..
    LIES Lies and more Lies and total bulls hit!
    The reason for switching over to medialady from FF is because you all cant even get along with yourselves . Inhouse fights ..bunch of unhappy unfullfilled jealous b itches.. Nuts!

    Posted: Jun 28, 2008 at 1:38 am
    No. 6 Anon says:

    The bitch Snead cant get any hits onless she lies about the Jolie Pitts. Everything she wrote came from FF. How easy was that so she knew she would have them (fucked up FFers)at her beck and call leading to hits.
    Snead has a bug up her ass over the Jolie Pitt love relationship. Aint too hard to figure that out.
    Snead knew friggen well when she asked for pics what she was going to say. Desperate Ho!

    Posted: Jun 28, 2008 at 1:45 am
    No. 7 clarity says:

    Now personal attacks aside, that timeline is pretty damning wouldn't you say? Like it or not, this story isn't going away and all your frothing and foaming and screaming LIAR LIAR at anyone who disagree's is not going to change that fact.

    Posted: Jun 28, 2008 at 8:20 am
    No. 8 Jane says:

    Yeah clarity. Her boobs are fake, the weight gain in her face, legs and arms are fake. Wow, she's wearing a body suit!! I guess what amazes me is that so much time is spent on someone you seemingly hate. They call their fans crazy, but being crazy in love is one thing, but crazy in hate is just bizarre and sad really.

    Posted: Jun 28, 2008 at 8:32 am
    No. 9 clarity says:

    Liking a celebrity or disliking one isn't an issue imho. Telling someone that they're crazy or telling someone to "shut the fuck up, you insane Bitch!!!", just for having an opposing opinion is just strange to me.
    Now, about the stomach: there is evidence that she has worn a prosthetic stomach during this pregnancy. There was no stomach at all during the Oscar Roundtable and then she turns up at the Golden Globes in a muu-muu and the ISA's with a huge pregnant belly (as the timeline clearly shows and when she was only three months pregnant if the August due date is to be believed). Does that prove that she's faking the pregnancy? Of course not, but it does prove that she's a mediaho who "padded up" at the ISA's for dramatic effect.
    Thoughts????

    Posted: Jun 28, 2008 at 8:52 am
    No. 10 Yasmine says:

    i had twins 1 1/2 years ago and my stomach definialy did not grow.. then shrink and grow again lol
    well whenever she has her babies.. good luck to her
    and can u blame her for messing with peoples heads about how far/big she is.. its not really anyones business but her and her families..

    its funny how we all need to know whats going on in the celebrity world.. cause you know, cause in the end after we know whats going with them-something great is gona come out of it for us.. ??lol waste of time yet here we are

    Posted: Jun 28, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    No. 11 yoco says:

    So let me get this straight either she was never pregnant and her assistant is acting as a surrogate or she had the babies over a month ago and they have been in a NICU while Brad is flying to motorcycle races,art shows and Radiohead concerts everywhere but visiting their preemie babies.Also her brother James is going to Lakers games in LA rather than flying to France like he flew to Nambia for Shiloh's birth.When the babies are born I guess people will claim they aren't Brad's like they claimed Shiloh wasn't his.This will never end.

    Posted: Jun 28, 2008 at 5:45 pm
    No. 12 kat says:

    anybody who has ever been preggers before can tell that she's pregnant. Her shoulders and upper arms are the tell tale sign of any late term pregnant woman and you can tell its her cuz her legs are so skinny. They're skinnier than her upper arms!

    Posted: Jun 29, 2008 at 10:35 pm
    No. 13 POLSKA says:

    NIc nie rozumiem ale
    I LOVE MADDOX & SHILOH NOUVEL no i oczywiście ANGELINA & BRAD

    Posted: Jun 30, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    No. 14 GottaLaugh says:

    No. 3 clarity says:

    Angelina’s been wearing a fake belly throughout this pregnancy. Check out this link if you don’t believe.
    http://medialady.net/index.php…..p;catid=28

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    ROTFLMAO. Thanks for the chuckle. This has got to be almost as stupid as the last time Angie was preggers and the NE claimed Brad wasn't the father. What happened? Shiloh was born looking like Brad's Mini-me with Angie's lips. So now when Angie's twins are born…looking like Angie with Brad's blue eyes…I guess you crazy Female First twits will have yet another explanation for how that could be possible.

    Why in the name of hell would Angie fake a pregnancy? She was already getting more attention than God so that can't be it. Both she and Brad have said they want up to 14 kids, so why wouldn't she be preggers again? Unlike a certain someone who claimed to want kids and never delivered, Angie says they want lots of kids and is following through on her statement.

    Why on earth people who hate this woman spend so much time tracking her life is beyond me. It's really is pretty freaking sad that you're wasting your life stalking someone you hate. And then have the nerve to call her name. Methinks you obviously don't see the irony of it all.

    Posted: Jun 30, 2008 at 4:23 pm
    No. 15 LMAO Crazy Medialady and FF Bitches says:

    Spending 24/7 hating on a celeb must be harddddddd work.
    Lock them up and throw away the key!! lol

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 12:30 am
    No. 16 Clarity lost her way lol says:

    Clarity ..Its Medication Time..

    Posted: Jul 1, 2008 at 12:33 am
    No. 17 FlangeSqueal says:

    This whole thing is remeniscent of the Tom/Katie horseshit 'pregnancy' with borrowed Korean adoptee "Soorie" (Sanskrit for 'improbable 'baby' of very gay 'Daddy').

    We really don't give a shit that Brad is gay and can't impregnate Angelina….that they have to adopt a zillion half-breed kids to make their 'beard' stories seem true.

    Get off it, poofters.

    We don't give a shit.

    Posted: Jul 5, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    No. 18 Annon392 says:

    You do realize that Angelina used to cut herself and her significant other with a knife, while having sex right?

    So, apparently enough time has passed that you can forgive something so disturbing. She is less than stable and should not ever be adopting or having children. These actors tend not to use common sense and instead thrive on publicity at whatever the cost. Even going so far as adopting children from Timbuktu under the guise of a humanitarian gesture.

    Do you really think she can be a proper mother to all these children? No, full-time nannies are not a substitute. Keep in mind, she was/is thinking of adopting minimum 10 more children.

    Posted: Aug 6, 2008 at 1:49 pm
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