Angelina Jolie’s ‘PREGNANT WITH TWINS!’ Story is Somehow Everybody’s Exclusive
Twins = Door prize for not getting an Oscar nom

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You’re waking up to rampant grabs for exclusive news that Angelina Jolie is once again pregnant … with twins! Star magazine’s senior exec editor Martin Gould sent out a late-night email claiming its their exclusive and “PLEASE ENSURE YOU CREDIT STAR AND LINK TO THE STARMAGAZINE.COM” (o-kay!).

Photo agency Bauer Griffin is hyping its own website scoop: “Sources have told only Bauer Griffin Online that not only is the pregnancy rumor true, and it’s twins, but that Angelina was spotted at the OB GYN office of the doctor who helped Nicole Richie.” That doctor is Dr. Jason Rothbart, whose fees just doubled.

Us Weekly seems to be falling behind, with only a Jan. 16 item that quotes George Clooney shooting down rumors of the pregnancy. Clearly he’s a stupid moron!

Even the disreputable photo agency X17 is claiming an “X17 XCLUSIVE,” with the balls to say that “other news outlets have been speculating that Angelina Jolie is once again with child, but an X17online inside source confirms that she’s not only pregnant, she’s expecting twins!” How xclusive!

Most surprising, however, is neither TMZ.com nor People have yet to post a story about it. It’s as if they’re waiting for a confirmation or something! And Bauer’s Life & Style and In Touch, which last week published one of its regular Angelina “Pregnancy News” cover stories – which is suddenly more relevant than the “Britney Spears: ‘I’m Not Crazy’” cover that hit newsstands Wednesday – is also absent from the conversation. And they live for Brangelina!

And if you think the new MySpace Celebrity has any updates for you, well, you’re probably one of those people who never decamped MySpace for Facebook.

Jan 25, 2008 · Link · 11 Responses
Comments (11)

No. 1 Mercurial Georgia says:

Ouch, twins. It’s a good thing that this isn’t her first to-term pregnancy than, and that unlike the trend of stick figures, she actually has hips on her figure.

It’s also a good thing that Brad Pitt isn’t big boned. A relative of mine is petite with a big boned husband, and the kids took after him, and she almost died twice.

Posted: Jan 26, 2008 at 5:34 pm
No. 2 jdups says:

love them

Posted: Jan 27, 2008 at 4:56 pm
No. 3 tejas shetkar says:

they are just raising the population level

Posted: Jan 31, 2008 at 6:21 am
No. 4 selena says:

I WANT TO KNOW IF ITS TRUE: is she really preggers again. thats alot of kids but i think shell do great at it love you ang!

Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 3:54 pm
No. 5 agnes barnett says:

This is the best news ever!!! I hope to God that they stay together forever!!! They do not have to be married to be a good example. They apparently love the kids and each other and that is all that matters. May they always be blessed by the Heavens and have eternal love for each other and all of their children now and all the blessed children they either biologically have or adopt!!!

Posted: Feb 14, 2008 at 6:51 pm
No. 6 Laurence Johnston says:

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Posted: Mar 26, 2008 at 10:47 pm
No. 7 Susie Weinstein says:

Grief! not more children! The world is overpopulated! If she were half the activist she claims to be, she would not ever have children but only adopt - and even then, is it more cruel to leave a kid in foster care or spread them all over the tabloids and make them lead a life of no privacy because you are a celeb? Let’s think about that…

Posted: May 12, 2008 at 2:19 am
No. 8 Candi Keara says:

Why does she “love being pregnant” but not being married? What example are they setting having a litter of children without being married? Christians should be upset, Angelina and Brad should repent, make it right, and be right in the eyes of GOD.

Posted: May 15, 2008 at 12:47 pm
No. 9 Milena says:

In my humble opinion, Mrs.Angelina Jolie and HER HUSBAND BRAD Pitt ( because, no matter the civil status, they are husband and wife IN FRONT OF GOD!)have the freedom to choose how many children they want to have, what lifestyle they accept, what marital status they enjoy!
A PAPER does not make a marriage MORE MARRIAGE than love itself…and I saw soooo many couples having big white weddings, to divorce after a short time…sooooo?
I guess this is THE MOST HONEST WAY OF LIFE, what Mrs.Angelina chose, proving that SHE IS NOT A FAKE!
They really HELP CHILDREN , adopting them, and this is not a show, but it is a wonderful fact of life, sharing their wealth with people in need.
I am from Finland , and here , in Europe, WE ADMIRE THIS COUPLE, ANGELINA AND BRAD PITT!
May them be blessed for everything they do!
With all my respect, Milena.

Posted: May 23, 2008 at 3:56 am
No. 10 docia marie smith says:

you are having a baby to keep the family together then you shouldnt be together then because some of us cant have kids and there marrige is going down hill but they dont let kids stop them from trying to find the main sorce of the problem

Posted: May 28, 2008 at 11:39 am
No. 11 Tari says:

I have twins and other children too and they are such a blessing. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are very lucky to be blessed with twins and have such an adorable family…Others shouldn’t talk about their private life and marriage and that there relationship is not workiing out. How do you know? From what you read in magazaines or newspapers..do you live with them?? Lots of stories are total gossip..Think positive and wish them well. Every marriage has it’s ups and downs..That’s life and people should stop mocking them. Let them enjoy there family in peace.

Posted: Jul 4, 2008 at 9:26 am
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