Anna Wintour, a little late on the boat down river Denial in her claims that she's not leaving Vogue or getting replaced by her french counterpart Carine Roitfeld, in a Devil Wears Prada reenactment.

"I have no plans to leave American Vogue now or in the foreseeable future," said Vogue editor Anna Wintour as she was walking out of the Plaza this morning.

Well, at least the lady doth not protest too much? When Wintour was asked this question last month, she just told the reporter to go away…fueling even more rumors that she was facing an imminent replacement.

So what would it take for Anna to split from her editrix posish?

"I think—my father always said to me that when you get too angry that's the time to stop. The day I get too angry is the day I take up gardening."

Somehow we can't imagine Anna bent over a bulb of petunias, getting her hands dirty…isn't that what assistants are for? Still, her answer beats that of David Remnick of The New Yorker, who shot down the question "What would be next after you left your job?" with a curt "Death."

God, there really are no jobs left for editors in New York, huh? Someone better start getting the arsenic ready in case the top brass start living a little too long.