Missed last night's Republican debate? Not to worry, here's the highlight!

The crawl is so hypnotic that it's hard to focus on the candidates. Thompson says something about seed corn. (Exxon up 1.22.) Colorado Rep. Tom Tancredo says something about immigration. (Chevron down 0.80.) Romney is talking about Hillary Clinton's healthcare plan. (Google up 5.31.) Now the screen says Yum! Brands is up. Why is there an exclamation point in Yum! Brands? There is an overwhelming sense of confusion, sleepiness, confusion, sleepiness …

Impressive stuff. Most notably because it's the funniest thing we've seen on Salon in months.