
World's sketchiest dad Joe Simpson has been making the tabloid rounds with hopes of selling his daughter Ashlee's pregnancy pics. Asking price? $1 million. Laughing price? $60k, or that's what at least one magazine editor estimates would be paid for them. That is, these photos aren't that salable, even if a package deal includes exclusive shots of her baby bump, an interview, and the newborn pics.
And don't forget the timing of all this: Ashlee's album Bittersweet World was a non-starter in the realm of buzz; now she's getting free advertising from all the paparazzi coverage and pseudo-denials about her pregnancy.
And if there actually aren't any cells splitting in her womb, it would be a new low, even for the press-hungry Simpson family — it's a sad day when even an engagement between Ashlee and Pete Wentz isn't enough to fuel the gossip mill.
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I wouldn't pay a quarter for those pics. I'm sure the kid will have her old nose and bushy brows.
Maybe it's not Pete's baby.
this family's 15 minutes of fame is up.
I'm telling you. It's not his baby! She's a tart!
pete wentz iz way too hot for her
I think that ashlee is to fake;especially when she changes her hair all the time!If it is his baby,it will be cute with a man nose!
Pete Wentz is the father of the baby. shes been together with him for along long time. she could be pregnant apparently no one knows. Pete Wentz!!!!!!!!