Ashton Kutcher Not the Awesomest Step-Dad He Appears To Be
Dude, where's my kid?

While discussing his newest game-show project for ABC, Opportunity Knocks, famed cougar's cub Ashton Kutcher suddenly blanked on a question that will undoubtedly anger Demi when it runs in the NYT:

While Mr. Kutcher said he fared well, he proved, at least in an interview with a reporter, that he was capable of being stumped. Asked, for purposes of fact checking, to spell the name of Ms. Moore’s youngest daughter with Bruce Willis, Mr. Kutcher confessed he was suddenly drawing a blank.

For the record, it is T-a-l-l-u-l-a-h.

To be fair dude, Ashton is producing a TV show, not like a Louisiana-themed spelling contest. Still, you just know he can spell Rumer's name perfectly.

Side Note: How often during the day does Bruce Willis grin and bear it "for the sake of the kids" while this chucklehead sleeps with his ex-wife and parties with his daughters? Where is John McClane when you need him, right?

Sep 18, 2008 · posted by drew · Link · Respond
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