Further proving the theory that most people successful in traditional media are like monkeys faced with calculus when it comes to the Internet, Ashton Kutcher, actor and reality show producer, and his production company, Katalyst Media, give us Blah Girls.

Part gossip blog, part episodic comedy program, Blah Girls attempts to dally in the difficult position between mocking celebrity culture and heralding it. In the videos, the Girls prattle on about Hollywood rumors while frequently interjecting the conversation with crude jokes; in the blog, the Girls attach one-liners to famous photos of the day; and oh how terrible it all is.

When the humor isn't just bad, it's also stereotypical. For instance, the Blah Girls like to get most of their gossip from a lisping, jumping, pink-haired Internet icon named Stewart, who we're no doubt supposed to assume is gay. And in her bio, the black Blah Girl, Tiffany, not only calls her neighborhood her "hood," she also claims her biggest fear is "getting caught in a crossfire." Get it? Because she lives in a bad area and is terrified of being shot. Isn't that hilarious?

Besides all that, the site is terribly user unfriendly and its advertising gimmicks are so obvious it's pathetic. Blahhhhhhhhhhhh.

Click through for the most terrible episode of the two currently on the site.