From CNN: "Former astronaut Lisa Nowak to pursue insanity defense on charges she assaulted and tried to kidnap romantic rival."

Wait, so the woman who woke up one morning, grabbed a couple of adult diapers and a handful of Triscuit crackers for the road, and drove nonstop from Houston to Orlando (nearly 1,000 miles!) all for the express purpose of inflicting severe bodily harm on her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend has decided to…plead insanity?

Yep, no one could have seen this one coming.