Did you read the Times magazine last week? Yeah, the Times magazine is really boring. Even on interesting topics. But the back page is all right. Last week it was a sweet, Modern Love-esque column about an older woman finding love online.

And if this piece, coinciding with the possibility of spending tomorrow night alone watching porn and eating chocolate, made you consider online dating, but you still had reservations that you would end up getting coffee with a former serial killer, fear not!

Background check provider USSearch.com has unveiled a new service, DateMate. For a mere $25 and the first and last name of your potential casual counter, USSearch can get you all the information his—no reason to front, this service is for straight women—“About Me” doesn’t provide.

Maybe if you need a $25 background check on a suitor, he’s not the one. Just saying.