Ack, no! Barack Obama, after all that ScoJo nonsense, one would hope that you would have learned not to allow B+ celebrities to market themselves via your campaign.

So why is professional chucklehead Ashton Kutcher and his cougar wife Demi Moore in a viral video (ugh) for Vote for Change, the registration initiative that you started?

"Hi, we're a typical American family," *cue laugh track*

Now see, most people hear those words out of that smugosaurus mouth hole of his and turn this video off. If there was any reason not to vote for Barack Obama, it's because Ashton Kutcher feels like a good person for telling you to do it.

This was a subversive attack from the McCain camp, wasn't it? We're on to you, Rick Davis.