It's summer time, which means bathing suit weather. Which means soon we'll be pondering, as Paul Simon once did in Graceland "Why am I soft in the middle, when the rest of my life is so hard?" Besides having the best music video ever, this song serves to remind us of our own mortality and upcoming middle-life crisis, which I for one am looking forward to (sports car!!!).
And we're not the only ones! As much as tabloids love to pick apart young actresses with even the tiniest bit of cellulite hiding beneath their bikinis, there are a wealth of older actors who are more than willing to go bare (and bear) on the beach, despite the relative grossness of their dad gut. Hey, we can't all be Matthew McConaughey here.
Russell Simmons of Def Jam vacationing with daughters.
(Via: Bauer-Griffin)
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My beach bear.
@fanofgrendel:
has your doppelganger kept to his promise to clear out?
i think it was your stalker posing as you
on the topic of matthew mcconaughey i noticed he is starring in yet another mediocre (at best) date movie
how many more is he going to do? til he's in his seventies?
@fanofgrendel: You DO seem to attract some nefarious types, buddy. What is up with that?
Is you, or is you ain't our fanofgrendel?
@bam-a-lam: The internet is crazy, Bam. But this is really me, the one and only, son of a seventh son, GetReal's worst fucking nightmare, Jossip troll with a soul, FANOFGRENDEL!
Happy Easter All,
What a wonderful surprise Captain Phillips rescued, alive and well. Well, done SEALS!
@Rhonda: Shiver me timbers! A pirate's life is not for me.
@Rhonda: And a Hip Hop Happity Easter to you!I knew when the SEALS were involved there would be a definitive end to the piracy thing involving Americans. That is our hallmark. It WILL be dealt with, American style. It is a happy ending to be sure.
US Navy, YO!
I was just watching the trajectory of the shots from the snipers (on morning joe!) –our navy rules.
@weezy: Our navy is awesome, no doubt about it. My (ex)husband was on an aircraft carrier in the 80's, and those things are something else. To see one fully loaded with fighter jets is one hell of a sight. ALL Navy ships are impressive, and so are the crew.
i've always been amazed that they could land aircraft on a carrier like that. and to see a blue angels show is incredible too. so you are ex-navy? on the coast?
@weezy: Mayport, Florida. We lived in Jacksonville. They had a "family day" when family members got to go out on the carrier for the day. We sat on deck and watched jets take off and land, and they did a demo of various weaponry being fired. It was fascinating.
i'm originally from a big navy town in {hampton roads} virginia–i have huge respect and a big soft spot for the navy :)
Oh, so you are happy our Lord and Savior suffered a torturous death. Enjoy the depths of hell blasphemer!!!