Which has a better chance of flying with your boss when you call into work and explain that there's no way you'll be able to make it in today — because OMG IT'S NINE HUNDRED DEGREES OUTSIDE?: "I have transient amnesia and couldn't remember my job," or, "I was indicted for securities fraud this morning"? Neither, probably. But this handy listicle from jobber blogger Jobosity does include one possibility that everyman can relate to: "The line was too long at Starbucks."