Then you've noticed we opened this month's GQ finally, haven't ya? And what'd we find, there on page 84? Style editor Adam Rapoport's blowjobby howdy to The Waverly Inn, eatery of a certain Conde Nast editor-in-chief that pops up a few times a week in certain gossip columns.

It's the type of FOB piece that screams "food editorial!" while also announcing "Jim Nelson would like a better table at the restaurant, or at least not to be bumped when Liev Schreiber calls to say he's on the way."

That, or the magazine really, really likes their biscuits.