Because We Hate You
and ourselves a little bit, too
Here’s the new Heidi Montag single. We imagine that this song will sell because the music industry isn’t taste driven, though probably not to anyone who caught that Radiohead reference here.
For those who want to avoid bleeding ears and eyes, the video feels like it was produced in Russia immediately following the fall of communism. It’s as if fake breasts and blond hair were the truest form of expression.
No offense to the Russians.
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I am stunned at myself as to why I just wasted 3.5 minutes of my life.
Shame on Yahoo Music for even posting this hot steamy piece of crap! Shame on whomever sold Spencer Pratt the camcorder that shot this music video (”music video” used is the broadest sense of the word).
It just ain’t right! http://www.burgernoodle.com/20.....zy-person/
I lasted 30 seconds. Seriously, if this is entertainment, then so is having a colonoscopy.
This is one of the best songs I ever heard!! Has this girl been nominated for a Grammy yet?!? She’s fantastic!! Great voice and hot to boot. I love it!!
SIIIIIKE!
This video needs a guy in it to keep her mouth occupied.
Why is this girl even wasting her time with this crap?!? Just go to Playboy and be done with it. I guarantee she’d have more fans!!
THIS VIDEO IS JUST AS BAD AS HER ACTING.
SHE SHOULD JUST GO BACK TO HER RANCH OR WHATEVER AND MILK COWS.
Jazz hands!