What does a tenure assuring Ben Affleck he has a strong chin get you? Two years of dating Matt Damon and the chachet to open a pair of haute vintage clothing shops. That's the story of former Affleck flack (Afflack?) Odessa Whitmire, who turned her gopher duties into a two-year romance with BFF Damon. Now, with two partners, she's running Some Odd Rubies, reports Save The Assisants, with locations in New York and LA.

Which just might mean she's beaten out former Jessica Simpson assistant CaCee Cobb as the Best Use of Professional Underlinging.