The unrelenting press attention was something I didn’t expect, and I don’t think I managed it as well as I could,” Silverman added. “I am the only person doing this job that’s single, the only person under 40, I just think there are other elements that may play into it. Sure, I invited a lot of that onto myself, and this coming Sunday is the Emmys and I will be sitting with the nominees, not with the other network heads, I’m sure that would piss me off too…I may be the Paris Hilton of NBC, that’s what our head of HR says, but the fact is, I am so committed to the job,” [B&C]

Oh, (single) NBC exec Ben Silverman, there are only so many clever ways to call you a tool and tell you to get over yourself, but blogs are continuously racking their brains for new adjectives to describe your particular brand of (unmarried) douchebag.

Stop holding press conferences to promote you pseudo-celebrity status; when you couple your insistence of being the very hardest worker with a giant ego-inflated ball of nonsense about "sitting with the nominees," you end up undermining the former with the latter.

Your continued insistence on being a perpetual (bachelor) clown who thinks he's more famous than he is (no prospects, ladies), combined with your appearance on Entourage, ensures that even Paris Hilton can't climb to the dizzying heights your need for attention reaches. Congratulations?

It is totes obvious how B.J Novak's smarmy character Ryan on The Office, with his self-congratulatory attitude based on zero-to-little effort, is based on you.