Sure, TMZ's had their fare share of outrageous Lindsay Lohan inspired headlines/stories this (with "The Ghost of Lindsay's Future" being our personal favorite) but it's this line from spunky Post columnist Andrea Peyser's latest manifesto that takes the cake.

LINDSAY. Of all the bimbos in all the world, you had the fresh looks, the raw talent and a real future.

And you threw it away as easily and promiscuously as you toss off your panties while on a bender.

Zing!

Nice try, TMZ. That whole Sylvia Miles thing was cute (and actually kinda scary) but unfortunately it's no match for a seamlessly interwoven analogy regarding Lindsay's vagina.

Game, set and match: Peyser.