Did you know med school is totally overrated? After all, everyone “in the know” sees PhD’s are yours for the asking. Just think! While those suckers are shelling out a couple hundred grand, memorizing a bunch of boring medical jargon and spending a couple years working crazy 100+ hour shifts under the tutelage of “trained medical professionals,” you could get the exact same degree delivered without even getting up from your couch!

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On another note, we think we’ve finally figured out what to give our Jewish mother for the holidays this year.