This is everyone's fault: Beverley Hills Chihuahua, the most asinine Disney movie ever produced, reached number one at the box office this weekend with an opening $29 million. While it's good to see that some movies this season can end up making more than they spent on their budget, did it have to be this film?

Once again, America is letting its entire economy be decided by tweens who think Miley Cyrus is a grown-up. We need to reclaim our country's culture from 12-year olds, otherwise every other movie is going to be a sequel of this piece of trash or another reimagining of Dukes of Hazzard.