Sure, Madonna may not be up for any Grammys, but that's because of album release deadlines and not her contrived attempts at a comeback, you fools! And as well all know, Confessions on a Dance Floor is so totally going to sweep at the 2007 Grammys. So now's the time to get your hands on some unique Madge merch before she becomes so popular you can't afford it.

Luckily, her celebrity is in retrograde, so we're encouraging you to pick up a signed copy of her Kabbalah propaganda book Lotsa De Casha before her star status rebounds and, once again, you're scouring eBay for even a concert poster just to get a taste of Esther.

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