So that bottle of Lindsay Lohan ketchup didn't whet your appetite? Lil' Kim's watch didn't rock your socks off? Then perhaps Denise Rich's Emanuel Ungaro Paris dress with matching wrap will give you the "serious va va voom" that Vogue.com thinks it will.

Throw in some Joan Rivers gift packages that you don't need to flip on QVC to get your hands on and you'll practically need your own personal body guard for a night out at Marquee.

It's all a part of our indiscretion with Bid 2 Beat AIDS, the charity auction funding LIFEBeat's HIV-AIDS support efforts. And even if you're not in the buying mood, at least visit the auction listing to find out what dress size Denise Rich is. And no, it's not a 6.

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