"WHICH big Hollywood actress is about to come out of the closet?" wonders today's Page Six. "She's been living with her girlfriend in a small town, where all the neighbors know, and the two are now engaged to be married."

Given the term "big Hollywood actress" we would have gone with Academy Award winner (and heavily rumored closet case) Jodie Foster. Then again, our celeb-obsessed younger brother's guess helpfully reminds us that the word "big" has more than one connotation.