Your gay fantasies will likely remain, but CNN-to-FNC anchor Bill Hemmer not only has a girlfriend, but trumpeted her about atop the Empire State Building.

Relay the homos at Queerty: "In fact he took her to the top of the Empire State building yesterday, and proudly pulled out his cell phone while live on the air, found her picture on his cell phone and forced it in front of the camera for the world to see the lovely Mrs. future Hemmer. His co-host of America’s Newsroom, Megyn Kelly seemed shocked and amazed by stating 'That doesn’t sound like you!' I guess Mr. Murdock or Roger Ailes have finally figures out (and straighten out) Hemmers sexuality for him."

Fret not: We hear Shep Smith doesn't have a … camera phone.