Sometimes even Billbo is right on the money…but only on Opposite Day, where up is down, black is white, and The O'Reilly Factor features our man with a plan in a 10-gallon. Bill went off on Lehman Bros. CEO Dick Fuld, which technically right now is like punching fish in a barrel but hey we'll take it since it's always good to see that even Darth Vader will turn on Emperor Palpatine when the stakes are high enough.
Of course, before launching into his nuclear attack O'Reilly needed to explain his choice in headgear to a puzzled audience:
Habitat for Humanity?? Hating on evil CEOs who benefited from the economic crisis? Next thing you know Bill will be trying to convince everyone that his heart of stone has become three sizes too big. Maybe seeing that astute young man's impression of him sent Bill on a long road of self-discovery.
Call Cindy Lou Who!
Figures O'Reilly would want to be like John Wayne. Wayne got out of the military during WWII and tried to make up for it, by making WWII patriotic (American propaganda) movies, (not that that was a bad thing) and O'Reilly never served one day in the military and thinks by going "Rah, rah" on television and defining patriotism with all it's bells and stereotypes for those hockey moms and All American Joe Six-Pack alcoholics (if they're beer drinking alcoholics, it's okay because Bud is an "American Beer")He's a patriot. He's just a rabble rouser (so was Hitler for that matter).