We get that everyone is all hyped up over Chris Wallace's interview with Bill Clinton. Excessive finger pointing, lots of blame being thrown around, and plenty of "we'll get the Democrat terrorists" to boot, we're sure.

However, we would like to focus our attention on another Fox favorite of ours, Mr. Bill O'Reilly. We've always wondered why it's rare for us to catch a glimpse of O'Reilly, even when we have the rare chance to rub elbows with some of the media elite. But thanks to Newsweek (who is also getting some play for their cover story of Suri Cruise snapper Annie Leibowitz) we now know why O'Reilly has virtually been missing from our social lives.

You criticize people like Tom Brokaw, Katie Couric and Dan Rather for being liberal sympathizers. When you run into them at cocktail parties, are they nice to you?

I don't get invited to parties. Nobody wants me. When I do go, everyone is exceedingly polite to me.

And by polite, we assume he means "silent."

Fast Chat: 'Nobody Wants Me' [MSNBC]